I just had a brainwave! Now obviously I have allot of brainwaves, but this one is the BOMB.
Ok, so you know that Britains economy is, well, pretty rubbish and everyone needs money. Well, I have come up with a number of solutions to this terrible problem. Listen up:
1) Stop buying Christmas presents. This will stop people moaning that they have no money left at the end of the month.
2) STOP GETTING YOUR NAILS DONE. This really annoys me. Half the time, they are so over the top that they just look ridiculous. What is the point in making your nails look like Aliens? 'Hey, can I borrow your pencil?' 'Yeah sure.' 'WHAT THE DKEBEKFTSKGT IS THAT ON YOUR NAILS?'
3) Stop playing football. When you think about it, every single sport sounds a bit stupid when you simplify it. For example: Football, kicking a ball into a net. Cricket, hitting a ball with a stick of wood. Rugby, getting your bones broken.
4) And last but least, the one that I thought was blatantly obvious: Make more money! Just get a money factory to make more money! I can't even simplify the idea because it is so obvious, simple and easy.
I should be an MP.
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